"Be the Bitch"

My dog, Mocha.

Mom says dogs forget an hour later what they did wrong. They're not going to remember that they ate four meatloaves off the counter, and will be confused when you're punishing them an hour later. I need to be like a dog...be the bitch. I can't beat myself up so much for everything I do or say or eat, or don't do or say or eat. I need to stop lingering over life's little bumps. Just roll the window down and keep cruising along.